If only you weren't spam...

Date: Thursday 16th March

HEY LADS.

I AM A 18 YEAR OLD LADY WOMAN WHO IS VERY HOT. I AM A SIZE 4 IN AU AND I AM 5'13" TALL. MY SHOE SIZE IS 9 AND I LIKE TO WEAR OPEN TOE SHOES BECAUSE THEY ARE MORE COMFORTABLE. I HAVE BLUE EYES WITH SLIGHT FLECKS OF GOLDY GREEN IN THEM BUT THEY MAINLY LOOK BLUE. MY HAIR IS AUBURN WITH VERY SLIGHT HIGHLIGHTS OF LIGHTER AUBURN. MY HAIRSTYLE IS MEDIUM LENGTH, STRAIGHTISH AND LAYERED, I LIKE TO STYLE IT FEATHERY BY FLIPPING THE ENDS OF MY LAYERS OUTWARD. MY CLOTHING STYLE IS HIPPY CHIC SHABBY CHIC BOHO METRO CASH(CASUAL). I WEAR A SMALL AMOUNT OF JEWELERY INCLUDING 2 GOLD RINGS ONE IS A CLADDAH RING AND ONE IS A RUBY ENCRUSTED BAND. I ALSO WEAR A GOLD BRACELET AND GOLD NECKLACE WITH A HEART LOCKET ON IT.

I AM A RAW VEGAN AND PLAN TO BECOME A FRUITARIAN WHERE I WILL ONLY EAT FOODS THAT HAVE DIED ON THEIR OWN.

I WORK IN REAL ESTATE SELLING BARNS ONLY. I DO NOT SELL HOUSES BECAUSE THEY ARE ENVIRONEMNTALY UNFRIENDLY.

I AM A NON SMOKER AND DO NOT DRINK A SINGLE SHINY DROP OF ALCOHOL.

I HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS ESPECIALLY GIRLFRIENDS AND WE LOVE TO GO OUT CLUBBING AND EVERYTHING ALMOST EVERY NIGHT I LOVE TO GO SAILING AND BIKE RIDING AND HORSE RIDING AND ROLLER BLADING. I HAVE BACKPAIN BUT I MANAGE TO DO THESE THIGNS SOMETIMES.

I WOULDNT SAY I AM A LION WHEN IT COMES TO SEX DRIVE I AM MORE LIKE A TIRED ECHIDNA OR SLEEPY RAT BUT I DO OK.

HOLLA@ME HIT ME BAK IF U WANNA MEET UP FELLAZ

-------FROM EILEEN--------

Any Port in a storm?

Has it been nearly a month since my last post? Wow...

It's time to get back on the horse.

For a while now, I've been trying really hard to swim upstream. Push myself to bigger and better things. It's been an interesting ride, but it's really not my natural state. I'm much more used to going with the flow.

Since we last spoke I have just kind of allowed things to happen. Se ra Se ra and all that. And I think that has been for my benefit. I've put on some weight, and I really do feel like a snake crawling into an old skin.

It's like I've been digging a tunnel, and then going round to the other side of the mountain, and meeting myself in the middle. Connecting with myself.

Once more to feel Destiny slide her loving and well lubricated hands along the length and girth of my inner resolve. And to bask in the radiance of one of Lady Luck's warm smiles.

My homelessness lasted a week. I was working long hours at the office, then going downstairs to the carpark to sleep in my car. However, I knew that somehow things would work out.

And so it is that I have a new residence, In Port of Melbourne.

A terrace house of my very own.

I have taken possession of the large master bedroom with balcony overlooking a little cafe. And windows that operate in both the open and closed positions. Outside the kitchen window is a small garden and courtyard. Neat.

Today I bought a new fridge, and a nice sofa for the sitting room, however it won't be ready for four weeks and so, it is a little empty at the moment.

Who knows, when I settle in, I might even take some photos. It's really quite nice and homely. Only a stones throw to the markets, and a hop, skip and jump to the beach. And all the facilities. And a 20 minute walk to work.

A rather odd place, this land of Port Melbourne. Without any of the hustle or bustle of Fitzroy, that I do sadly miss, and yet only a 5 minute journey to the city. It's like a land that time forgot. Not that it's a bad thing. But nobody knows where Port Melbourne is. Even long time Melbournites. St Kilda, Albert Park sure... but Port Melbourne? I didn't even know there was a Port Melbourne...

It will be fun to explore this new neighbourhood.