If only you weren't spam...
Date: Thursday 16th March
HEY LADS.
I AM A 18 YEAR OLD LADY WOMAN WHO IS VERY HOT. I AM A SIZE 4 IN AU AND I AM 5'13" TALL. MY SHOE SIZE IS 9 AND I LIKE TO WEAR OPEN TOE SHOES BECAUSE THEY ARE MORE COMFORTABLE. I HAVE BLUE EYES WITH SLIGHT FLECKS OF GOLDY GREEN IN THEM BUT THEY MAINLY LOOK BLUE. MY HAIR IS AUBURN WITH VERY SLIGHT HIGHLIGHTS OF LIGHTER AUBURN. MY HAIRSTYLE IS MEDIUM LENGTH, STRAIGHTISH AND LAYERED, I LIKE TO STYLE IT FEATHERY BY FLIPPING THE ENDS OF MY LAYERS OUTWARD. MY CLOTHING STYLE IS HIPPY CHIC SHABBY CHIC BOHO METRO CASH(CASUAL). I WEAR A SMALL AMOUNT OF JEWELERY INCLUDING 2 GOLD RINGS ONE IS A CLADDAH RING AND ONE IS A RUBY ENCRUSTED BAND. I ALSO WEAR A GOLD BRACELET AND GOLD NECKLACE WITH A HEART LOCKET ON IT.
I AM A RAW VEGAN AND PLAN TO BECOME A FRUITARIAN WHERE I WILL ONLY EAT FOODS THAT HAVE DIED ON THEIR OWN.
I WORK IN REAL ESTATE SELLING BARNS ONLY. I DO NOT SELL HOUSES BECAUSE THEY ARE ENVIRONEMNTALY UNFRIENDLY.
I AM A NON SMOKER AND DO NOT DRINK A SINGLE SHINY DROP OF ALCOHOL.
I HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS ESPECIALLY GIRLFRIENDS AND WE LOVE TO GO OUT CLUBBING AND EVERYTHING ALMOST EVERY NIGHT I LOVE TO GO SAILING AND BIKE RIDING AND HORSE RIDING AND ROLLER BLADING. I HAVE BACKPAIN BUT I MANAGE TO DO THESE THIGNS SOMETIMES.
I WOULDNT SAY I AM A LION WHEN IT COMES TO SEX DRIVE I AM MORE LIKE A TIRED ECHIDNA OR SLEEPY RAT BUT I DO OK.
HOLLA@ME HIT ME BAK IF U WANNA MEET UP FELLAZ
-------FROM EILEEN--------
HEY LADS.
I AM A 18 YEAR OLD LADY WOMAN WHO IS VERY HOT. I AM A SIZE 4 IN AU AND I AM 5'13" TALL. MY SHOE SIZE IS 9 AND I LIKE TO WEAR OPEN TOE SHOES BECAUSE THEY ARE MORE COMFORTABLE. I HAVE BLUE EYES WITH SLIGHT FLECKS OF GOLDY GREEN IN THEM BUT THEY MAINLY LOOK BLUE. MY HAIR IS AUBURN WITH VERY SLIGHT HIGHLIGHTS OF LIGHTER AUBURN. MY HAIRSTYLE IS MEDIUM LENGTH, STRAIGHTISH AND LAYERED, I LIKE TO STYLE IT FEATHERY BY FLIPPING THE ENDS OF MY LAYERS OUTWARD. MY CLOTHING STYLE IS HIPPY CHIC SHABBY CHIC BOHO METRO CASH(CASUAL). I WEAR A SMALL AMOUNT OF JEWELERY INCLUDING 2 GOLD RINGS ONE IS A CLADDAH RING AND ONE IS A RUBY ENCRUSTED BAND. I ALSO WEAR A GOLD BRACELET AND GOLD NECKLACE WITH A HEART LOCKET ON IT.
I AM A RAW VEGAN AND PLAN TO BECOME A FRUITARIAN WHERE I WILL ONLY EAT FOODS THAT HAVE DIED ON THEIR OWN.
I WORK IN REAL ESTATE SELLING BARNS ONLY. I DO NOT SELL HOUSES BECAUSE THEY ARE ENVIRONEMNTALY UNFRIENDLY.
I AM A NON SMOKER AND DO NOT DRINK A SINGLE SHINY DROP OF ALCOHOL.
I HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS ESPECIALLY GIRLFRIENDS AND WE LOVE TO GO OUT CLUBBING AND EVERYTHING ALMOST EVERY NIGHT I LOVE TO GO SAILING AND BIKE RIDING AND HORSE RIDING AND ROLLER BLADING. I HAVE BACKPAIN BUT I MANAGE TO DO THESE THIGNS SOMETIMES.
I WOULDNT SAY I AM A LION WHEN IT COMES TO SEX DRIVE I AM MORE LIKE A TIRED ECHIDNA OR SLEEPY RAT BUT I DO OK.
HOLLA@ME HIT ME BAK IF U WANNA MEET UP FELLAZ
-------FROM EILEEN--------
posted by Adrian at 4:14 pm
5 Comments:
i disagree with her horse riding. horses werent meant for riding. im sure there's a vegetarian/fruitarian law about that somewhere
Curious...Adrian, what would yours say if you were to write such an ad?
Regardless of the content of "spam" - I am sure the executives up at the "spam" empire of processed ham would be rolling in their stocks at all the free publicity they get just in the labelling of what we call unwanted emails.
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The exact recipe for spam is a closely guarded secret. The Hormel company allow various international pork processors to make it under licence (I used to work for one of them). They swear everyone to secrecy and keep the recipe in a safe. Each person involved in the production process knows only their *own* part to reduce the risk that somebody will blab. The funny thing is, its clearly the most disgusting man-made substance on the planet, I can't understand why anybody would *want* the recipe. Still, we used to sell over 2 million tins of the shit into Tonga, Figi and the Cook Islands every year...mmmm
I can tell you what goes in, but not the volumes and ratios, but basically it goes like this:
about 10% shoulder ham
about 40% pig fat (excluding viscera I think)
Sugar, Salt, and emulsifier (the nasty carcenogenous chemical kind).
For Spam "light" you take out some fat, and replace it with more emulsifier.
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