A man is not a Camel
Unless he has a hump...
Is there anything to do in Melbourne that doesn't involve drinking copious amounts of alcohol?
Not that that's a bad thing really,
This weekend was alcohol free. Did the 5-way Sudoku in the Age (actually finished last weeks one, I haven't started the new one!)
I bought a purdy new bedspread, and a couple of new pillows (Jason extra firm) and cleaned out my room. The harem comes closer to fruition.
At 5am, I was treated to the dulcet tones of my flatmate getting fucked by her new boyfriend (again). It's quite a well rehearsed activity from the sounds of things. A low male grunt every three seconds. Interspersed with a high pitched female groan at every three grunts. Occasionally there will be the sound of thighs slapping as she is taken from behind. And it's all over in five minutes.
I think I need a coffee...
(One hump, or two?)
Is there anything to do in Melbourne that doesn't involve drinking copious amounts of alcohol?
Not that that's a bad thing really,
This weekend was alcohol free. Did the 5-way Sudoku in the Age (actually finished last weeks one, I haven't started the new one!)
I bought a purdy new bedspread, and a couple of new pillows (Jason extra firm) and cleaned out my room. The harem comes closer to fruition.
At 5am, I was treated to the dulcet tones of my flatmate getting fucked by her new boyfriend (again). It's quite a well rehearsed activity from the sounds of things. A low male grunt every three seconds. Interspersed with a high pitched female groan at every three grunts. Occasionally there will be the sound of thighs slapping as she is taken from behind. And it's all over in five minutes.
I think I need a coffee...
(One hump, or two?)
posted by Adrian at 6:03 pm
3 Comments:
lol @ hearing them do the wild thing.
does it make you feel weird? disgusted? jealous?
I havent heard anyone doing the wild thing for eons!
I think it makes me tired more than anything.
And it all sounds so scripted, I half feel like marching in there with one of those clipboards yelling "cut, cut... lets take it again from the top" :)
LOL! I find it sexy, even get off on it when I don't know who it is or there is mystery. I had to listen to a housemate I didn't like and his girlfriend, I also didn't like hoopla like wild oxen, and then cackle like scared hens - I got tired very quickly of it after a while.
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