And another thing...

Daylight savings started last night. Just thought you might like to know that.

For those people that didn't read the bottom corner of page 343 of yesterdays paper.

It's not like changing the whole time scale might warrant any publicity or anything, I mean I heard it third hand from a passing Japanese motorist.

I just didn't want any of you to be late for work.

Or picking up your drycleaning...