One of my own...

My ideal girl would need to:

1. Be cute
   
2. Posess a healthy sense of humour (You don't have to be funny, but please laugh at my jokes)
3. Be lighthearted and easy going
   
4. Be open-minded and possibly a little eccentric or zany in a non-Michael Jackson way
   
5. Enjoy the finer and simpler things in life (freshly baked bread, the sun on your face)
   
6. Be loyal, tolerant and endlessly supportive
   
7. Be herself and allow me to be myself
   
8. Enjoy physical activity (Rowing, cycling, sex)
   
9. Appreciate the genius of Bruce Springsteen (optional)
10. Look good in a tight pair of jeans

Please ensure that your appliction addresses each of the selection criteria. Applications must be sent in triplicate and marked confidential. All candidates are required to pass a medical examination prior to employment.