I Wish They All Could Be Adelaideian Girls

Now let me tell you, I've been around...

But...

Per capita, Adelaide has the most gorgeous girls of any place I've been. Yes lets face it, they don't have the individuality of Melbourne girls, or the personality of Sydney girls.

And yes, you will see more knee-high ugg boots, white belts, ra-ra skirts, hoop earrings and Britney Spears clones than anywhere else,

But one stroll down Rundle Mall on a fine sunny day will have you with a severe case of whiplash.